“I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.”
— Unknown (via reenamia)

(via schwanlake)

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
A GAME OF QUEENS:
↳ Nymeria was a warrior queen and a Princess of the Rhoynar. After the Rhoyne was conquered by Valyria, Nymeria led the Rhoynar to Dorne, where she took Lord Mors Martell as her husband. House Nymeros Martell has ruled Dorne since.

(via roarofalannister)

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(via morning-words)

mercuryandmoonlight:

wildandwild:


“Did you press the stop button?” “No. Did you?” “No.”

#I just get the feeling #that Qui-Gon spent the first forty years or so of his afterlife#pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head in dismay at these two #like#”where did I go wrong?” #”how did they both end up so dumb?” #”what have I done to the universe?”

But at least they’re pretty.
itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

(via whathappenedtocharlotte)

Something happened at the half-hour mark.
They remembered why they liked him in the first place.

“Don’t get attached to moments. Good or bad, they all pass.”
— Yasmin Mogahed (via insanity-and-vanity)

(via celiaannn)